The 9th season of American Idol was a complete disaster.
But this season, IS A BANG! Its awesome!
Everyone is entertaining. The contestants not only sing well, but they also ROCK THE FUCKING STAGE!
While everyone is good, my personal favourite of this season is definately JAMES DURBIN!
check this out.
Thursday, 3 March 2011
Tuesday, 1 March 2011
NEVER SAY NEVER!!!!!!
WE HOPED IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!!!
WE HOPED HE WOULD NEVER MAKE IT!!
BUT THE BASTARD NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING!
INSPIRED BY A CRAP STORY, OF A PUSSYFIED KID!
THE WORLD DISCOVERED!
THIS YEAR!
ITS APPARANTELY GETTING CLOSER AS WE FUCKING SPEAK!
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO EXPERIENCE HIS WORLD??????????????
IN 3D!!!!!!
Seriously.. when is this kid ever gonna get a life? Apparantely he turned 17 yesterday. He is bladdy 17, but his voice is like a pussy and hes still ball-less! When is he gonna realise that he aint gona grow nuts, if he keeps this shit up?
Anyway, i am not gona waste 3 precious minutes of everyones life by posting the trailer of that movie here.
But since this post is about the ball-less freak, i shall post a video that is suitable.
check this video out, its pure GOLD!
WE HOPED HE WOULD NEVER MAKE IT!!
BUT THE BASTARD NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING!
INSPIRED BY A CRAP STORY, OF A PUSSYFIED KID!
THE WORLD DISCOVERED!
THIS YEAR!
ITS APPARANTELY GETTING CLOSER AS WE FUCKING SPEAK!
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO EXPERIENCE HIS WORLD??????????????
IN 3D!!!!!!
Seriously.. when is this kid ever gonna get a life? Apparantely he turned 17 yesterday. He is bladdy 17, but his voice is like a pussy and hes still ball-less! When is he gonna realise that he aint gona grow nuts, if he keeps this shit up?
Anyway, i am not gona waste 3 precious minutes of everyones life by posting the trailer of that movie here.
But since this post is about the ball-less freak, i shall post a video that is suitable.
check this video out, its pure GOLD!
Sunday, 27 February 2011
THE OSCARS.
For the list of nominees and winners click:
http://www.moviefone.com/oscars-academy-awards/nominee-winner
I must say this years Academy awards was one of the best i have seen but personally i disagree on some winners.
- I think the best director award should have been gone to christopher nolan, but he wasnt even nominated.
- Secondly i feel that best picture of the year should have been inception. King's speech is good, but to me inception was just one of a kind.
- And how on earth did toy story 3 get nominated for best picture. The story was good and all, but nth special about it at all.
My personal top 5 pictures would be: ( in order of 5,4,3,2,1)
- True grit
- Black Swan
- The tourist (not nominated)
- Social network
- Inception
Close! but not close enough.
5 years have passed and this is the 6th year without a silverware for arsenal.
Yesterday night all hopefull arsenal fans watched while they prayed that this trophy drought would come to an end.
For most people, the carling cup means nothing, but for most arsenal fans it was definately something huge.
When the carling cup kicked off at 12am last night, nervousness kicked into me. Watching the match, i knew if Arsenal would not get a much easier opportunity to win silverware as compared to this. They were playing birmingham and arsenal were clearly the favourites.
But then came the biggest scare as zigic headed in the first goal of the night. The underdogs were up a goal to nil, silencing all the arsenal fans. Thankfully the on form van persie equalised for arsenal just 5 minutes before the break. I shouted in delight as it was a definate sign of a turn around.
As the 2nd half kicked off, it was all arsenal, total domination as usual. If it wasnt for Ben Foster's heroics Birmingham would have been down probably by 5 goals.Arsenal kept knocking on the door. Stalemate it was right up to few minutes before the 90 minute mark. The on loan obefemi martins scored the 2nd for birmingham. It was terrible defending by the gunners. As we moved on the final 4 minutes of injury time, i hoped and pray for an equaliser by Arsenal, though deep down I knew it was over.
The final whistle was blown, and i broke down into tears. It was just the most fucked up feeling of being that close, but just not close enough. Another golden opportunity passes by Arsenal. It was mixed feelings for me. Anger, sad and sympathy.
As emotional as i was, it made me realised something. Silverware or no silverware it doesnt really matter. Watching my favourite team play week in week out fighting every second of every game is the greatest prize of all. Arsenal is a team that plays great football. Their flair is just beautiful to watch. The 2nd most beautiful football in the world. And the talent that they contain is developed from scratch as the money they spent is close to nothing. Thats definately something all of us can and should be proud of.
Ofcourse winning silverware would be great but at the end of the day its all about playing the game the game that you love & us fans watching and supporting the team that we love more than anything else in the world.
The rest is secondary.
Football isnt just a game anymore, Its a lifestyle.
Yesterday night all hopefull arsenal fans watched while they prayed that this trophy drought would come to an end.
For most people, the carling cup means nothing, but for most arsenal fans it was definately something huge.
When the carling cup kicked off at 12am last night, nervousness kicked into me. Watching the match, i knew if Arsenal would not get a much easier opportunity to win silverware as compared to this. They were playing birmingham and arsenal were clearly the favourites.
But then came the biggest scare as zigic headed in the first goal of the night. The underdogs were up a goal to nil, silencing all the arsenal fans. Thankfully the on form van persie equalised for arsenal just 5 minutes before the break. I shouted in delight as it was a definate sign of a turn around.
As the 2nd half kicked off, it was all arsenal, total domination as usual. If it wasnt for Ben Foster's heroics Birmingham would have been down probably by 5 goals.Arsenal kept knocking on the door. Stalemate it was right up to few minutes before the 90 minute mark. The on loan obefemi martins scored the 2nd for birmingham. It was terrible defending by the gunners. As we moved on the final 4 minutes of injury time, i hoped and pray for an equaliser by Arsenal, though deep down I knew it was over.
The final whistle was blown, and i broke down into tears. It was just the most fucked up feeling of being that close, but just not close enough. Another golden opportunity passes by Arsenal. It was mixed feelings for me. Anger, sad and sympathy.
As emotional as i was, it made me realised something. Silverware or no silverware it doesnt really matter. Watching my favourite team play week in week out fighting every second of every game is the greatest prize of all. Arsenal is a team that plays great football. Their flair is just beautiful to watch. The 2nd most beautiful football in the world. And the talent that they contain is developed from scratch as the money they spent is close to nothing. Thats definately something all of us can and should be proud of.
Ofcourse winning silverware would be great but at the end of the day its all about playing the game the game that you love & us fans watching and supporting the team that we love more than anything else in the world.
The rest is secondary.
Football isnt just a game anymore, Its a lifestyle.
THE MAN.
Though hes sorta out of the picture now, he still remains AWESOME to some. Well, hes definately my footballing idol and has and always will inspire me.
THIERRY HENRY!!!!! THATS HIS NAME!!!!
He started off his career as a footballer playing for AS Monaco. His good form led to an international call up and also the following by signing for Sirie A club, juventus. He had a rather dissapointing season there(playing as a wing) before joining Arsenal.
It was at Arsenal Henry made a name for himself. Turning from a good player to a great world class player.
Under the coaching of Arsene Wenger, Henry became a prolific striker and also Arsenal's all time leading goal scorer, scoring 226 goals. He was just crazy s***t awesome. He won 2 league titles and 3 Fa cups with the gunners. Henry was also nominated for the FIFA world player of the year twice, was named the PFA players' player of the year twice & the Football Writers' Association Footballer of the Year three times.
Henry spent his final 2 yrs as the gunners captain.......
Then he went to barcelona(worst decision ever), well u knw the rest. =(
Currently hes playing for a club called chicago bulls in the US. (Some crappy club in a crappy league, where the only 2 players there people give a shit about in that league are henry and beckham )
Whatever it is, one thing remains, Thierry Daniel Henry will always be LEGEN... wait for it... DARY!
True story. =)
THIERRY HENRY!!!!! THATS HIS NAME!!!!
He started off his career as a footballer playing for AS Monaco. His good form led to an international call up and also the following by signing for Sirie A club, juventus. He had a rather dissapointing season there(playing as a wing) before joining Arsenal.
It was at Arsenal Henry made a name for himself. Turning from a good player to a great world class player.
Under the coaching of Arsene Wenger, Henry became a prolific striker and also Arsenal's all time leading goal scorer, scoring 226 goals. He was just crazy s***t awesome. He won 2 league titles and 3 Fa cups with the gunners. Henry was also nominated for the FIFA world player of the year twice, was named the PFA players' player of the year twice & the Football Writers' Association Footballer of the Year three times.
Henry spent his final 2 yrs as the gunners captain.......
Then he went to barcelona(worst decision ever), well u knw the rest. =(
Currently hes playing for a club called chicago bulls in the US. (Some crappy club in a crappy league, where the only 2 players there people give a shit about in that league are henry and beckham )
Whatever it is, one thing remains, Thierry Daniel Henry will always be LEGEN... wait for it... DARY!
True story. =)
Saturday, 26 February 2011
BEST POEM EVER.
The sexless innkeeper- by barney& ted. =)
‘Twas the night before New Years
and the weather grew mean
It was three in the morning
and I was stranded in Queens!
and the weather grew mean
It was three in the morning
and I was stranded in Queens!
The tavern grew empty
the gaslights grew dim
the horse-drawn carriages
were all but snowed in.
the gaslights grew dim
the horse-drawn carriages
were all but snowed in.
Last call was approaching
and my fortunes looked bleak
then I turned to my left
and stifled a shriek.
and my fortunes looked bleak
then I turned to my left
and stifled a shriek.
She had a peach fuzz beard
and weighed sixteen stone
She gobbled up hot wings
and swallowed the bones.
and weighed sixteen stone
She gobbled up hot wings
and swallowed the bones.
I muffled a scream
and threw up in my mouth
I asked, “where do you live?”
and she said, “one block south.”
and threw up in my mouth
I asked, “where do you live?”
and she said, “one block south.”
I swallowed my pride
and six shots of whiskey
and prayed to the gods
that she wasn’t too frisky
and six shots of whiskey
and prayed to the gods
that she wasn’t too frisky
Back in her cave
She prepared us a snack
‘neath her mighty hooves
the floorboards did crack.
She prepared us a snack
‘neath her mighty hooves
the floorboards did crack.
But when she returned
she found a sound sleeper
and thus she became
the sexless innkeeper.
she found a sound sleeper
and thus she became
the sexless innkeeper.
–
The Sexless Innkeeper (Ted)
The Sexless Innkeeper (Ted)
‘Twas the night before this one
I had hours to kill
I sat in the tavern
grading parchments with quill
I had hours to kill
I sat in the tavern
grading parchments with quill
A busty young lassie
flashed me a grin
Her garb said classy
but her eyes whispered sin
flashed me a grin
Her garb said classy
but her eyes whispered sin
She said, “you’re a teacher?”
I said, “yes indeed.”
“I must have you,” she moaned.
“I’m turned on by tweed!”
I said, “yes indeed.”
“I must have you,” she moaned.
“I’m turned on by tweed!”
With haste we did scamper
to my chamber anon
Fell to the couch
and, bro, it was on.
to my chamber anon
Fell to the couch
and, bro, it was on.
I unlaced her bodice
our passions grew deeper
and thus ends the tale
of the sexless innkeeper.
our passions grew deeper
and thus ends the tale
of the sexless innkeeper.
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